Man with world's largest penis jobless

Boasting again, Donald? Where are your references? :o)

Surely, he can't have the largest penis otherwise he wouldn't get any rest!!!

Mmmm...not convinced about this one! :o)

I'm so big when I get hard - I can't blink.

This should dispel the myth that some men believe, bigger is better, and that is what women want.

I assure you most females would break sprinting records going the other direction, along with the fact this man, seems to have little else to offer, mentally or otherwise.

"I'm so big when I get hard - I can't blink."

Then there are the guys that poke themselves in the eye. (^:

Perhaps he can buy a basket and a flute, cut a hole in the bottom of the basket, and get a gig as a snake charmer.

Boasting again, Donald? Where are your references? :o)

I only reveal them during the personal interview.

;-)

I'm not looking for a job?

I thought you had a mangina, R Don.

You mean he beat me by 1/4 inch?!!!!

size matters, and I have to give the guy some credit for avoiding porn....

size matters, and I have to give the guy some credit for avoiding porn....

It's that kind of thinking in our society that drives people who feel inadequate to take drastic measures: surgery; enlargement pumps; drugs; etc. You can't control your penis size any more than the color of your eyes. We set up unrealistic expectations in our society and drive insecure people to pursue an unattainable goal: the perfect human body.

Im not so sure guys are that affected by it though, It ain't like the pressure to have big boobies. I mean by the time a girls finds out I gotta teenie weenie, she's already there...and naked...so what the hell.. Just my experience... I could be wrong...

There's nothing wrong with bein hung like a fifth grader...When you're in third grade. It's all downhill after that : )

Jonah and this guy are standing on a bridge taking a leak.

The guy says, "Man this water's cold"

Jonah says, "Yeah, it's deep too"

We all have strengths and weaknesses. Some people are not as smart, some are not as pretty, some do not have ideal body parts, some have handicaps, some are rude, some are insecure...

Size matters to me, sorry if someone needs to have surgery because I said it. It isn't the first thing that matters or the only thing that matters. There are lots of things we can't control and it doesn't mean it doesn't matter. It also doesn't mean it is the only thing that matters or that someone should take excessive measures. I don't have eye surgery or wear colored contacts because someone says they like brown eyes. I don't go to the gym and create a six pack when I hear a man say they like fit women and a six pack turns them on. Ever heard of Hooters? Don't see a lot of skinny flat chested, or fat chicks there.

Praetorian, I think your post is both true and quite funny!

SIZE MATTERS

hey, I thank God every day I'm not a woman. I don't know how you girls do it. Hats off

I got big hooters and am not fat and yet size doesn't matter to me. Great skills ( especially oral!) and a willing fun partner that is honest matters to me...

I also have big twins, been married for 19 years to a man with a nice package, who is willing, honest and fun. Like anyone else he isn't perfect, but I like the fact he is a big guy. :) Who weights 160 pounds. He earns money, doesn't cheat, is kind, funny, cooks, doesn't drink, and I would like him even if I didn't love him. He isn't perfect and I like that too.

This guy is looking to promote his career and he has a big dick. He isn't doing porn, he is just getting some attention around his natural attributes. Besides this seed made me laugh... Looking for pictures of this tool may make my Internet history look kind of bad though.

Some of us have both size....and skills.................I'm just sayin'.................

Randy, those are hard to find!

Lilith41 - I got big hooters and am not fat and yet size doesn't matter to me. Great skills ( especially oral!) and a willing fun partner that is honest matters to me...

haha! Maybe you should have said ( especially communication! ) instead.

I was wondering if you meant ... Oh! Never mind.

Killerbees, I meant both kinds of oral skills... :-)
Thanks for pointing that out.

Men have two heads, and only enough blood to operate one at a time. I'm so big I can't ride a bicycle, or mow the lawn in the nude. <grin> Last liar always wins...

Last liar always wins

I'm gonna need to remember that lol

I bet I can mess up my kiddos with that saying too. :P

#4 LOLOLOL

Seriously, he's already diminished his cred by being connected with the Howard Stern stuff. Not that Stern isn't funny.....

I can't fault the guy for not wanting to do porn, but sometimes you gotta take what you can get. Give in...do the porn...pays good...hot women...use it or lose it....economy stinks.

I just want to know what the size of his (whatever) has to do with finding work? LOL

Doesn't he know millions of people are also out of work? It's the economy, and NOT economy SIZE that has to do with getting work!©¿©

I agree. Size doesn't matter. I have just as much fun with my little 8 inches as those guys with the big ones do.............................

Size doesn't matter unless you're a dick about it.

I prefer the oral "fun" to climax; it's the only way I can.... It's the truth, not the 'hot dog."

I prefer the oral "fun" to climax; it's the only way I can.... It's the truth, not the 'hot dog."

psssssst.....over here.........

Well, it's like boobs. There's nothing big boobs can bring to the sexual experience that smaller ones can't, yet men want them bigger. Same with penises. It may or may not bring anything extra to the experience (the jury is still out; some women will say yes, some no), but some women still want it big.

To each their own!

I agree. Size doesn't matter. I have just as much fun with my little 8 inches as those guys with the big ones do.............................

Donald, you should be a comedian. I think you're in the wrong profession!! :o)

it's really how you use

I'm reminded of the old saying: It's not the size of the wand. It's the skill of the magician.

There's nothing big boobs can bring to the sexual experience that smaller ones can't

Hate to disagree. Even the most talented guy can't titty @!$%# eggs on toast.

That said, the guy who's the object of the article would probably get acting jobs if he worked out and put a little effort into taking care of himself. Oh, and he should definitely go into porn. Not that I'd watch (I'd be scared of anything over ten inches), but apparently some people like the freak shows.

Hate to disagree. Even the most talented guy can't titty @!$%# eggs on toast.

Hahahahaha.

Hate to disagree. Even the most talented guy can't titty @!$%# eggs on toast.

I'm not quite sure I'd want to.

Sure he can... Just not at the same time.

How did I know I would run into Lilith here? : ) Hello Dear

Hello, Praetorian! =)

I'm reminded of the old saying: It's not the size of the wand. It's the skill of the magician.

That or.. It's not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean.

OOOH OOOH I got one... It ain't how deep ya fish it's how ya wiggle yer worm. (I'm from the south...)

Even the most talented guy can't titty @!$%# eggs on toast.

Yeah, watch me try...

It's not the size of the nail, it's the size of the hammer you drive it with..

Donald, you should be a comedian

agreed.... little 8 inches lol... clearly you ahven't looked up the average lately.

And hate to break it to ya (generally speaking)... he's not fitting all 13.5 inches into anyone... I don't care how big it is, only a certain amount is getting in... simple physical restrictions. And I say this as a man who is "above average" LOL

Lilith... as usual... you are right. (and I've always prided myself on my oral skills being my best)... that's just as much fun for me too! ;D

Even the most talented guy can't titty @!$%# eggs on toast.

Yeah, watch me try...

you would.... make sure they're over easy lol

Well, he isn't getting all of it into anything HUMAN anyway.

make sure they're over easy

Once I'm through with them, they'll be deviled

Haha!

Well, he isn't getting all of it into anything HUMAN anyway.

hahahaha, yes, that's an important detail to add!

Once I'm through with them, they'll be deviled

You just had to force that mental picture on us didn't you? lol

Once I'm through with them, they'll be deviled

I figured they would be scrambled.

I figured they would be scrambled.

Only after I pickle them...

oop, just barfed a little

Ewwww... I am guessing you had eggs and toast for breakfast, Ruthless.

I''m eating eggs right now...... DaVoH... you had best keep your distance!

I can poach them for ya, if you'd like?

You can go poach yourself! lol

I would, if I could, but I can't, lol

I'm out of eggs! DaVoH, have you been filching from my fridge again?

I lay my own, lol

that's....... awkweird lol

I lay my own, lol

Um... Um.... Ow! Do you make those really funny noises when you lay your own eggs? Hey! Wait a sec! Cocks don't lay eggs! You trying to pull a fast one?

Do you make those really funny noises when you lay your own eggs

Yeah, but that's not why. I do that for fun...

You trying to pull a fast one?

No, not right now. They hurt worse than slow ones...

DaVoH~ You're supposed to screw the chicks not the eggs.

Guess that answers the age old question...... which came first.... DaVoH or the egg

which came first.... DaVoH or the egg

Actually, I came twice...

Yup. DaVoH!

Twice? Wow!

atta boy!.... let that egg fend for itself lol

Twice? Wow!

isn't that normal?.... DaVoH... are we some kind of mutants? LOL.....

Normal or not, I'm cool with it.

isn't that normal?

I always go for a third, no matter how long it takes =)

well YA.... I know a LOT of guys who are only good for one though.... my wife and her friends talk a lot lol

Maybe it is all in... training?

When does training begin? I promise I'll be there...

I'll show up early and stay late for extra credit!

Nobody likes a brown-noser...lol

Let's see... How does 10 o'clock sound?

Brown-noser? Hmmmm...

yes they do lol

Witty. </sarc>

Correct answer: 'everywhere.'

or nowhere, cause it's too big to fit anywhere, you can't even hold a playboy, cause both hands are already full..... only thing a chick would do, is " burp it"

what?

is she still your girlfreind?

My girlfriend (psych-tech) noted that men in state hospitals had unusually large penis', and felt that it was unfair. She eventually became a patient in the same psychiatric system, and then passed away from abusing painkillers. Is there a connection?

So your girlfriend went Lois Lane so she could shtup Rain Man, who was hung like a horse? Very disturbing.

I wonder what the girth is.

I met a guy that was not as long as 13.5" .....but as big around as a Coke can.

He wondered why his wife didn't want to have sex with him that often.

Ow. Both options just seem like it would hurt.

krounded, you must be one hell of a woman!

and 'krounded'? Seems to go with this article so nicely.

Including the one who owns them.

I hear A-Rod quietly changed his name

That was YOU eavesdropping on my honeymoon!!!

This guy is a whore.

Feel better now?

But the article specifically stated he wasn't interested in pornography.

But the article specifically stated he wasn't interested in pornography.

He'd probably make a lot of money with bar bets. He'd only have to take out enough to win.

because no one wants their daughter to be the whore, but they want their son to be the stud. there are double standards for both sexes!

Boons, find me a guy who would mind being called a "whore".... Most of the guys I know strive toward the title (they are mostly cops....)

Thanks. LOL

he's bisexual? I missed that.

Oh no! A man like him bisexual.

Now what is a another guy going to do with something like that.

What a waste.

I am out of here.

So disgusting, I can hardly type.

The article states he is bisexual so he could do any flavor of porn he wanted.

He should probably try working out if he were to go into gay porn (what self-respecting gay man would want to see him in action!?).

What person period would want to take anything up the ass let alone something up the ass that size?

OMG, Simplistic... I was worried my comment was over the top.. Gee. I agree!

What person period would want to take anything up the ass let alone something up the ass that size?

What person period would bring up anal sex if it disgusts them so much?

Better than some of the crap out there, kinda suprised that someone hasn't said that the length of this guys...third leg, isn't <insert politician's name here>'s fault.

20 people jumped over my comment, now that's a record........like the 13,5..... the inches are not that great it was the "girth was the size of a mans forearm" YIKES, and he's Bi--so much for bowel control......

Actually, I am surprised he is not running a company as most bosses are big dicks.

Just because they are big dicks doesn't mean they have a big dicks. I like to think they have micropenises and they're @!$%#s to compensate with their inferiority complexes.

I am not the only one here making jokes and having fun with this seed GR....lighten up.

Jenna is retired.

Jenna's retired until she runs outta money....

Jenna's retired until she runs outta money...

Now that has gotta be one of the most valid statements in this discussion. So true....

Jenna is retired.

Home movies don't count.